Funny Drinking Quotes, Beer Quotes, Alcohol Quotes and Bartending Quotes
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Quotes about being an alcoholic:
The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that the drunk doesn’t have to attend all those meetings ~ Arthur Lewis
Quotes about getting drunk:
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the 13th or 14th ~ George Burns
Whiskey Quotes:
Whiskey is, by far, the most popular of all remedies that will not cure a cold ~ Jerry Vale
Drinking Wisdom Quotes:
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~ Ernest Hemmingway
Reasons for Drinking Quotes:
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting ~ Don Marquis
Funny Drinking Quotes:
Work is the curse of the drinking class ~ Oscar Wilde
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. ~ Dean Martin
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~ W.C. Fields
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ~ Humphrey Bogart
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~ Henny Youngman
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ~ Frank Sinatra
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation. ~ John Ciardi
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? ~ W.C. Fields
Bartending Quotes
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid ~ Richard Braunstein
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that – it’s called everybody, and they meet regularly at the bar. ~ Drew Carey
A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory
We’re pretty sure that the above funny drinking / alcohol / beer quotes are not the only ones out there. So if you come across some really good drinking quotes that aren’t mentioned above, mention it in the comments below.
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