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Bar Humor from Around the World (Wide Web)

A fine collection of bar humor.  We’ve been doing this bartending thing for a pretty long time and over the years, we’ve come across some pretty funny bartending shit.   Some of the bar humor that we come across are bartending memes, user-generated ecards, bar jokes, funny bar signs and even some bar artwork.

We keep on adding to this list of funny bar stuff so make sure you check back often.

bar humor - creative advertising



This Week’s Special: Buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely free!






bar humor - creative signage



the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is that they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get a bigger tip






humorous bar signs


WARNING: Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy





bar humor-go home snail



Go Home Snail – You are Drunk.






bar humor - corkscrew thru screw on cap



Let us never speak of this again.








customer asks for refill meme



I tell customer I’ll be right back with a refill.  Customer asks for a refill






bar humor - tip bartender



Tip your bartender – if it wasn’t for us you would still be sober.  And she would still be ugly.






bar humor - bar with a mirror


My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I’m off to find a bar with a mirror





counting calories


I meticulously count every calorie I consume before my first drink.





drunk FB posting


I wish there was a morning-after pill for when I drunkenly post something on Facebook.




irrational sense of entitlement


You have what we call an irrational sense of entitlement.  It won’t kill you, but it will cause you to believe that you deserve shit for doing nothing.





bar humor - go to a bar



Stop posting your problems on Facebook.  Go to a bar like everyone else.




fuzzy navel cartoon





My friend here is being FAR too modest! He’s not just ANY bartender!  Karl’s the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!





free beers sign



Free Beer, Topless Bartenders and False Advertising.

Gotta love their creativity!





ecards vodka flavor



I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.





god loves beer



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.







bar humor - half fast bartender


I’m not a fast bartender. I’m not a slow bartender.  I’m a half-fast bartender.







hiding from wife bar rates



Hiding from wife bar phone rates







how to pick up chicks



How to pick up chicks






bar humour - i pull out




I pull out






jewel ice cubes




Give her (ice) diamonds…because you’re a bartender not a banker.







The best of BarsandBartending’s Bar Humor (Bar Humour for you Brits and Canucks)

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