Bar Humor from Around the World (Wide Web)
A fine collection of bar humor. We’ve been doing this bartending thing for a pretty long time and over the years, we’ve come across some pretty funny bartending shit. Some of the bar humor that we come across are bartending memes, user-generated ecards, bar jokes, funny bar signs and even some bar artwork.
We keep on adding to this list of funny bar stuff so make sure you check back often.
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the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is that they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get a bigger tip
WARNING: Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy
Go Home Snail – You are Drunk.
Let us never speak of this again.
I tell customer I’ll be right back with a refill. Customer asks for a refill
Tip your bartender – if it wasn’t for us you would still be sober. And she would still be ugly.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I’m off to find a bar with a mirror
I meticulously count every calorie I consume before my first drink.
I wish there was a morning-after pill for when I drunkenly post something on Facebook.
You have what we call an irrational sense of entitlement. It won’t kill you, but it will cause you to believe that you deserve shit for doing nothing.
Stop posting your problems on Facebook. Go to a bar like everyone else.
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He’s not just ANY bartender! Karl’s the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!
Free Beer, Topless Bartenders and False Advertising.
Gotta love their creativity!
I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I’m not a fast bartender. I’m not a slow bartender. I’m a half-fast bartender.
Hiding from wife bar phone rates
How to pick up chicks
I pull out
Give her (ice) diamonds…because you’re a bartender not a banker.
The best of BarsandBartending’s Bar Humor (Bar Humour for you Brits and Canucks)