Bar Humor

Bar Humor from Around the World (Wide Web)

A fine collection of bar humor.  We’ve been doing this bartending thing for a pretty long time and over the years, we’ve come across some pretty funny bartending shit.   Some of the bar humor that we come across are bartending memes, user-generated ecards, bar jokes, funny bar signs and even some bar artwork.

We keep on adding to this list of funny bar stuff so make sure you check back often.

bar humor - creative advertising

 

 

This Week’s Special: Buy one beer for the price of two and receive a second beer absolutely free!

 

 

 

 

 

bar humor - creative signage

 

 

the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is that they only FLIRT WITH YOU to get a bigger tip

 

 

 

 

 

humorous bar signs

 

WARNING: Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

 

 

 

 

bar humor-go home snail

 

 

Go Home Snail – You are Drunk.

 

 

 

 

 

bar humor - corkscrew thru screw on cap

 

 

Let us never speak of this again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

customer asks for refill meme

 

 

I tell customer I’ll be right back with a refill.  Customer asks for a refill

 

 

 

 

 

bar humor - tip bartender

 

 

Tip your bartender – if it wasn’t for us you would still be sober.  And she would still be ugly.

 

 

 

 

 

bar humor - bar with a mirror

 

My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so I’m off to find a bar with a mirror

 

 

 

 

counting calories

 

I meticulously count every calorie I consume before my first drink.

 

 

 

 

drunk FB posting

 

I wish there was a morning-after pill for when I drunkenly post something on Facebook.

 

 

 

irrational sense of entitlement

 

You have what we call an irrational sense of entitlement.  It won’t kill you, but it will cause you to believe that you deserve shit for doing nothing.

 

 

 

 

bar humor - go to a bar

 

 

Stop posting your problems on Facebook.  Go to a bar like everyone else.

 

 

 

fuzzy navel cartoon

 

 

 

 

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He’s not just ANY bartender!  Karl’s the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!

 

 

 

 

free beers sign

 

 

Free Beer, Topless Bartenders and False Advertising.

Gotta love their creativity!

 

 

 

 

ecards vodka flavor

 

 

I’m so old that I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavor.

 

 

 

 

god loves beer

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

bar humor - half fast bartender

 

I’m not a fast bartender. I’m not a slow bartender.  I’m a half-fast bartender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

hiding from wife bar rates

 

 

Hiding from wife bar phone rates

 

 

 

 

 

 

how to pick up chicks

 

 

How to pick up chicks

 

 

 

 

 

bar humour - i pull out

 

 

 

I pull out

 

 

 

 

 

jewel ice cubes

 

 

 

Give her (ice) diamonds…because you’re a bartender not a banker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The best of BarsandBartending’s Bar Humor (Bar Humour for you Brits and Canucks)

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Reese Richards aka "the Barman" is a 20-year veteran of the bar industry and founder of BarsandBartending.com. His goal is to bring the joy of bartending to as many people around the world as possible. He accomplishes this by producing high quality content in the form of articles, interviews, infographics, recipes, videos and training courses as well as through his bar consulting business. You can find him online here or connect with him on Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Pinterest & Instagram