Bar Jokes from Around the World (Wide Web)
Usually when someone thinks about bar jokes, they are thinking about the type of bar joke that starts with someone (or something) walking into a bar. These types of bar jokes are usually pretty simple and straightforward and get to the punchline pretty quickly.
Obviously the “walks into a bar” jokes aren’t the only type of bar jokes that exist as a bar joke can literally be any type of spoken joke; but they are definitely the most popular (and easiest to remember).
Some of the things that walk into a bar include:
People walking into a bar jokes
- A guys walks into a bar with a duck perched on his head. The bartenders says, “Can I help you?”. The duck replies “Ya, get this guy off my ass will ya?”
- A woman walks into a bar carrying a duck and the bartender says “Where’d ya get that pig?”. To which the lady replies “It’s a duck not a pig.” The bartenders shoots back “Hey, I was talking to the duck.”
- Two astronauts walk out of a bar on the moon and one asks the other “What did you think of that place?”.
“The drinks were okay but there was no atmosphere” the other astronaut responds.
Animals walking into a bar
- A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey”. The horse says “Sure”.
- A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender immediately says “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”; to which the grasshopper replies “Really? You have a drink named Charlie?”
- A snail makes its way into a bar and tries to order a beer but the bartender throws him out yelling “We don’t serve snails in here!”
A few weeks later the same snail comes back into the bar and says to the bartender “What did you do that for?”
Food walking into a bar
- Two tubs of yogurt walk into a bar and the bartender immediately says “Hey, we don’t serve your kind in here!”
One of the tubs of yogurt responds with “Why not? We’re cultured.”
- A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender tells him to get out. “Why?” says the mushroom. “I’m a fun guy!”
Words walking into a bar
- A variety of fonts walk into a bar only to be told “We don’t serve your type here!”
- All three of them – the past, present and future – walk into a bar. It was tense!
Looking for more hilarity? Check out our other bar joke pages below.
Funny Bar Jokes – a handful of other jokes that we deem worthy enough to be have a home on our site.
More Great Jokes plus Holiday Jokes – here are another dozen or so jokes that include some Halloween jokes, Thanksgiving jokes and Christmas jokes.
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